So the other day I had to go out to shop by myself (I hate doing ANYTHING by myself) for groceries and other nick-knack paddy whack give a dog a… Stuff. Anyway, I’m pushing my cart filled with hard won trinkets and treasure, on my way out of walmart… I take a quick look around to make sure nobody is watching… And proceed to ride my shopping cart like a skateboard for the 500 meters or so to the car.
Well about 5/8 of the way there an elderly couple walk out from some cars and give me a disapproving look.
Clearly a little embarrassed I hop down and walk normally. But as the couple just get past me the old man turns to his wife and says “hey sweety, can I do that on the way back to the car?” she turned to him an said “Of course sweet heart, just make sure you call me a taxi first.” then she punched him in the arm.
This in itself was funny enough but then he turned and met my eyes and we shared a “she never lets me have any fun” moment. I scooted the rest of the way to my car laughing the whole way.