Or I guess it is called a Physiotherapist but Tobei has renamed them as he has seen them many times. For me tomorrow will be my first time ever. Starting about a month ago my left hip has been putting me in a lot of pain. Some days it takes everything I have just to go up the stairs. I keep joking to Tobei that I am just going to go pee outside when no one is looking instead of going upstairs. He has yet to let me actually do it. He sucks some times.
According to my doctor my pain is something she commonly sees in 2nd pregnancies and so she usually sends them for physiotherapy or massage therapy. Lucky me that she picked physio. No love for Nolie. So I guess it is my turn to see just what Tobei is talking about. He claims he calls them this because they put you in a great amount of pain. I can see the logic. Put me in tons of pain in your office so when I am home and have my normal pain it seems like nothing compared to what you did to me.
To make things even better today I smashed my right knee right on the corner of the coffee table. This was hours ago and I still feel the pain throbbing down my leg. So sore left hip and injured right knee. Oh yes I am totally rocking the pain thing. Let’s not forget I can’t take any drugs for the pain.
Someone bring me ice cream to make me feel better please.