I have been saving these up for another out of the mouth of kids edition blog post. I hope you enjoy.
Scenario: One sick 5 year old
Me: Do you know why you have been sick for so long?
Big Brother: Because I have been eating my boogers for a long time.
Scenario: Big Brother taking forever to eat. He has until 6 or does not get to watch his favourite show.
Me: Octonauts starts in 15 minutes.
Big Brother: Thanks Tips
Scenario: I am reading something on the computer and Big Brother is watching Special Agent Oso.
Me (outloud to get Tobei’s attention: OMG
Big Brother: No, it’s O S O
Scenario: I am eating chocolate playing games on my phone. Big Brother is trying to sneak over to me. I glance over at him.
Big Brother: I’m jacking one from you.
*I turn around laughing to tell Tobei what he just said, Big Brother grabs a chocolate and runs away*
Big Brother: I jacked one from you. Look daddy I jacked a chocolate from mommy.
Until next time, what has your kid said lately that made you laugh or just shake your head and walk away?