The other day Grandma showed up and as per tradition she wanted to take Big Brother to the store. It was a rather hot day so I was wearing a cotton sundress kind of deal and Big Brother was in his underwear. What can I say we are pretty laid back around here with regards to clothing. As long as your private parts are covered it’s cool.
Since Big Brother was going to the store I needed to get him dressed. I go upstairs and grab a pair of shorts and a shirt and call him to the couch to get dressed. Sure he can dress himself but it is faster if mommy does it.
Well as I am getting him dressed he looks at me and says “Mommy I can see your boobs”. Of course he could it was a v neck dress but I was caught off guard. What do I say to him?
So I told him that you don’t go up to people and say I can see your boobs. Boobs are private parts just like his penis and we try our best to keep them covered. Meanwhile as I am telling him this he is staring at my boobs.
I told him to stop staring at my boobs as you do not stare at people’s boobs and he goes “But I can’t help it, if I look there (points to my face) I can still see them as I see all this (makes a circle motion).” OK buddy but try to keep your eyes at my face. “Ok Mom”.
Ah he is a boy, let the fun begin.