Living in this house is not for the feint of heart, neither is reading this post. You have been warned.
Tobei is a special one and I would never want to live in his brain.
I present to you “Hilarious Things Tobei Says”
I wake up the other day and am eyeing the cupcakes we had bought the day before. Trying to set an example for the kids Tobei tells me I can’t have the cupcakes as I have not eaten breakfast yet. He proceeds to hold out his hand to shake mine and says “Hi, I’m Breakfast”.
Not my actual couch.
The first night we finally got Little Brother sleeping in his crib I am pointing out to Tobei that both our kids are actually asleep in their rooms. He says “I know, that means I don’t have to sleep on the couch. F**k the couch.” Glances over at couch and follows up with “though I may, I mean look at the curves on that thing”.
If you liked this post go check out my post about the things I do for my husband that I shared at Cheryl’s blog.
Leave a comment here as well to let me know you enjoyed this. I may just start writing down the random things he says so I don’t forget and can come back and share it here on the blog.