Ventrioquist vs. Blond Funny
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
He’s going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row is getting increasingly angry.
She stands on her chair and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large all in the name of humor.”
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond says, “You stay out of this, Mister! I’m talking to that little bastard on your knee!”
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it … he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!!!’
So, I looked down at him and said, ‘Well, then which one are you?