I have a lab, my mom has 2 tiny little wanna be dogs. I am always telling people that they are overgrown furry rats that bark. Obviously my mom and I will never see eye to eye. To me a dog is the likes of a lab, a german shepherd, a doberman. You know sizes that take up room on your couch and can actually protect your house not just eat your shoes.
This afternoon Tobei and I turned on Netflix and looked for something to watch. We ended up watching Jeff Dunham (always good for a laugh) and I almost peed myself laughing at his explanation of what is not a dog. Of course my first thought once I composed myself was “OMG I have to blog that”. So here you are ladies and gentleman.
What is not a dog according to Jeff Dunham’s dog criteria.