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Pretty much sums up my day right there. Cheese, Knives and Media Errors make me very happy that today is over and Sucking was just the highlight to end it. Let me explain.
Cheese
All Little Man did today was whine. From 5:30 in the morning until 4pm when Tobei got home. He drove me nuts. If I gave him cheese for every second he was whining I think the entire country would be out of cheese. Maybe even all of North America.
Knives
Little Man decided to let himself into the dishwasher. Came over to Tobei and I with a knife in his hand. Tobei yelled at him to not move and went and took the knife away from him. Explained how knives are dangerous, to stay out of the dishwasher etc. and went to put the knife away. Only to find that the baby gate that is used to keep Little Man out of the kitchen also had knives stuck in it. You see our dishwasher is a portable one and there is no room in the kitchen for it. Guess we need to start emptying it right away from now on instead of just rolling it out to the dining room. That was a moment that made both our hearts jump in our throat. Ending with me asking if it was bed time yet (for the 100th time today).
Media Errors
Little Man was told to get out of the office about 250 times today. I had to kick him off my computer about 4 times and take the netbook and laptop away from him as he cuddled with both of them on the couch. So now that he is in bed we are on our computers in the office relaxing. I don’t know why but Tobei looks at the printer and notices it says “Media Error” on it. What??? Well our printer has 2 slots that are card readers. I guess pennies are not an acceptable form of Media to insert into the slot readers. Yes my lovely, darling, sweet little boy had shoved 4 pennies in the slots. I am surprised I am not bald yet.
Sucking
As you can see today has been a VERY long and trying day for me. All I want to do now is relax. Tobei being the kind, sweet, loving man that he is made us milkshakes. Well, he claims he did. I don’t know what happened but he handed me a cup and like 3 minutes later I go to take a sip and it’s empty. So I start whining to him that he gave me an empty cup and forgot to put my milkshake in it. That was followed by a very unladylike burp. See honey I just burped from sucking all the air from my empty cup. “I got something you can suck on” he tells me. So I grabbed his milkshake and thanked him for offering to share his with me.
So there you have the highlights of my day summed up for you. How was your day?