Well I am a slacker and have not accepted these 2 awards. On top of being a slacker I am getting lazy. Though I love to receive awards it is a real pain in my ass to pass them on to others. So I am going to accept them and I am going to follow all the rules for them but I am cheating on the passing them on part. If you read my blog and you think you are deserving of these awards then feel free to claim them and pass them on.
Thank you Laina from Reflections of a Navy Wife.
I am not actually sure what I am supposed to do with this award 🙁 There were 4 different awards in one post and I am not sure what rules belonged to this one.
Thank you Gucci Mama at Mama Still Wears Gucci
So for this award I got to answer the questions she has given me.
1. Is it difficult to look at that picture of me on my About the Author page without being blinded and struck dumb by my beauty? It is very hard. However I think you need a bigger crown .
2. Tell me something in a foreign language. Ya whatever. YOU tell ME something in a foreign language
3. What is your very favorite childhood memory? Seriously, I can just pick one? No can do.
4. What is your dream job, and are you doing it? If not, why the hell not? My dream job is being retired. No where near that yet.
5. What is the best book you’ve ever read? None, I like the books I read but none pop out saying I AM THE BEST
6. Where do babies come from? Their mommy
7. Will you kill Leonardo DiCaprio for me?* I can pay you. How much you offering?
8. If I wrote a really trashy, smutty romance novel, would you read it and recommend it to your friends? That depends… are you on the cover?
9. Who am I kidding? Of course you would. How much you paying?
10. What is one feature you would change about yourself if you could? Yes 😉